“take maya outside”

“feed maya”

“Take this thing away from maya that shes not supposed to have”

“give maya her treats”

“make maya’s vet appointments and take her”

“no you can’t sleep with maya ever, she’s my dog even though i ask you to do everything dealing with her she’s still my dog even though i get angry when i have to take her out at night cause you won’t”

Then when I ask my dad to feed the cat “she’s not my cat” this is pretty much the only thing ive ever asked my dad to do regarding our cat, and it’ only been a few times

fuck you dad go away